He's Just Not That Into You by Greg Behrendt & Liz Tuccillo

Oh my god this book is hilarious. Not that I'm all gung ho on starting dating again or anything, just heard it was a good read. Okay, well I am okay with "hanging out" which is NOT dating.

I don't know how to date.

That's just weird.

My favorite line so far in the book: "You deserve an f***ing phone call!"